Living or Pancakes?

Amsterdam, The Netherlands – In recent decades the software super-giant Microsoft has been a world leader in the operating system industry.  On Thursday, Microsoft was brought up on charges of weapons of mass destruction (WMD), by the international criminal court.  The charges stem from Microsoft developing an operating system under the disguise of the precarious name ‘Windows’, but the operating system has been prone to viruses, attacks, and random bugginess, creating international mayhem when people everywhere have constant computer problems.

The Secretary General of the U.N., Ban Ki-Moon was quoted in a press conference as saying, ‘Microsoft has operated with impunity to deliver ravenously dangerous devices to unwitting victims of poor computing’.  Ki-Moon went on to say, ‘They cannot continue to get away with building software that royally sucks!’